One day when I got home,
After school, I heard a funny thing
Went up, to my bedroom
To see if, someone was sleeping
Laying there, was James Bourne
He was fast asleep on my bedroom floor,
He said that he wasn’t intruding,
He just wanted to pop in

Yeah, yeah

He said I’m on my way to buy pizza
I saw your house and I thought you might have some,
I looked around but I just saw wine gums
But they were slugs, but they were slugs

I took him the corner shop to see if
They had any pizza
All they had, was Jaffa cakes
And another one, and another one
We went back to the check out,
Where we saw, Mattie and Charlie,

They said we came here to steal some cash
For Mattie’s mate’s Birthday bash

Yeah, yeah

They said lets all go out for pizza,
I’ve got some cash that I nicked from the till
But the pizzas might make us ill
‘Cause they’re cheap, ‘cause they’re cheap.

I took a trip to a pizza place
With Simpson, me and Bourne and jay
Everybody saw and said hooray
We had a laugh till the end of the day

I laughed and said that I had some fun
This song got to number one

Yeah, Yeah

I said I had some fun eating pizza
It was so great but I got very ill
I was excited and I couldn’t sit still
Next to James

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