Its always been up to your bandmates they'll make your mind up for you
The popularity's not in your head
I would never ignore you

The concert was during school but hey i'll just skive off (and did you know)
it was a lot of work to get here but I finally saw you……..

You sang that you're nerdy I joked that im thirty; you spotted me, came over my way
Then it just got flirty and a little dirty, you said hey lets do that again (and so we did)

This morning we were on TV and all of my friends spotted me
They said 'what did James want with you'
I said you wouldn't want to know

I spared them all the details - they'd go to the papers
I kept it quiet knew you'd want to, boy was I wrong!

We went out holding hands for the paparazzi to see,
Now the whole world knows im Mrs J Bourne to be!